Season 5

E1. Stayin' Alive

Mar 26, 2014 · 20m

After Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. When they arrive, they discover the hideout is not-so-secret and already occupied by other criminals.

E2. Surprise!

Apr 2, 2014 · 20m

Melanie shocks Alec with the news that she's pregnant; an FBI agent keeps an eye on the women in the wake of Emmet's disappearance; Joy learns that men now find her irresistible.

E3. Dr. Who?

Apr 9, 2014 · 20m

Joy's baby daddy Simon meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school. Melanie and Elka try to find the perfect doctor.

E4. The Undead

Apr 16, 2014 · 20m

Elka throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon and Joy face a dilemma in their relationship.

E5. Elka Takes a Lover

Apr 23, 2014 · 20m

On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.

E6. Rusty Banks Rides Again

Apr 30, 2014 · 20m

Victoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie is assigned a teen idol, Joy is assigned an indie darling, and Elka reunites with Roy.

E7. The One with George Clooney

May 7, 2014 · 20m

The women attempt to adopt a dog but a shelter volunteer manages ruin their plans. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a surprising twist.

E8. Brokeback Elka

May 14, 2014 · 20m

Melanie uses an illness to get tickets to a sold-out concert. Meanwhile, Victoria becomes suspicious of an online acquaintance.

E9. Bad George Clooney

Jun 4, 2014 · 20m

The ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb blames the women for George’s bad behavior and gives them assignments to better their lives and their dog’s.

E10. Bucket: We're Going to New York

Jun 11, 2014 · 20m

Victoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks, but gets cold feet in this KIRSTIE crossover episode. Melanie, Joy, and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

E11. Undercover Lovers

Jun 18, 2014 · 20m

Lines get blurred when Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple and Elka gets a political rival.

E12. I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry

Jun 25, 2014 · 20m

The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she’s going to marry.

E13. People Feeding People

Jul 2, 2014 · 20m

Elka needs Ross Barkley’s endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch while he tries to get over Melanie.

E14. Murder House

Jul 2, 2014 · 20m

During a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie's downer friend and Joy's mother. Elka thinks the ghost of a murdered woman has come back, seeking revenge.

E15. Playmates

Jul 9, 2014 · 20m

Elka decides to write and direct a play about their life in Cleveland and the ladies are surprised and upset on how they are portrayed.

E16. Auction Heroes

Jul 16, 2014 · 20m

Joy decides to finally tell Mitch how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way. Victoria is surprisingly taken with a very Clevelandy screenwriter.

E17. Straight Outta Cleveland

Jul 23, 2014 · 20m

Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets and Joy and Mitch debate their compatibility.

E18. The Animated Episode

Jul 30, 2014 · 20m

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that still has LeBron.

E19. Strange Bedfellows

Aug 6, 2014 · 20m

Things heat up between Victoria & J.J. and Melanie & Donald during Elka’s City Council debate against Councilman Powell.

E20. The Italian Job

Aug 13, 2014 · 20m

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

E21. Mystery Date: Oscar Edition

Aug 20, 2014 · 20m

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

E22. Win Win

Aug 27, 2014 · 20m

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

E23. Don Elka

Sep 3, 2014 · 20m

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

E24. The Bachelors

Sep 10, 2014 · 20m

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.