Season 8

E1. A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Sep 5, 1993 · 22m

When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

E2. Hood 'n the Boyz

Sep 12, 1993 · 22m

Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

E3. Proud to Be Your Bud

Sep 19, 1993 · 22m

The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

E4. Luck of the Bundys

Sep 26, 1993 · 22m

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

E5. Banking on Marcy

Oct 3, 1993 · 22m

Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

E6. No Chicken, No Check

Oct 10, 1993 · 22m

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

E7. Take My Wife, Please

Oct 24, 1993 · 22m

While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

E8. Scared Single

Nov 7, 1993 · 22m

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

E9. NO MA'AM

Nov 14, 1993 · 22m

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

E10. Dances With Weezy

Nov 21, 1993 · 22m

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

E11. Change for a Buck

Nov 28, 1993 · 22m

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

E12. A Little Off the Top

Dec 12, 1993 · 22m

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

E13. The Worst Noel

Dec 19, 1993 · 22m

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

E14. Sofa So Good

Jan 16, 1994 · 22m

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

E15. Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Jan 23, 1994 · 22m

Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

E16. How Green Was My Apple

Feb 6, 1994 · 22m

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

E17. Valentine's Day Massacre

Feb 13, 1994 · 22m

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

E18. Get Outta Dodge

Feb 20, 1994 · 22m

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

E19. Field of Screams

Feb 27, 1994 · 22m

Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

E20. The D'Arcy Files

Mar 20, 1994 · 22m

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

E21. Nooner or Later

Apr 10, 1994 · 22m

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

E22. Ride Scare

Apr 24, 1994 · 22m

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

E23. The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

May 1, 1994 · 22m

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

E24. Assault and Batteries

May 8, 1994 · 22m

When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

E25. Al Goes Deep

May 15, 1994 · 22m

Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

E26. Kelly Knows Something

May 22, 1994 · 22m

Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.