Nobody Said He Was Alvin Einstein

John Ortiz

Rogelio 'Ro' Burton

Todd Allen Durkin

Sheriff Sonny Summers

Nina Grollman

Madeline

Lauren Buglioli

Heather

Dwayne Alistair Thomas

Charles

Demián Castro

Fed

Victor Turpin

Montenegro

David St. Louis

Egg

Brian Thomas Smith

Brennan

Gizel Jiménez

Mel Campesino

Reese Antoinette

Dawnie

Aba Arthur

Samara

Matthew Williams

Fed

Crystal the Monkey

Driggs

Zach Braff

Israel 'Izzy' O'Peele

Gonzalo Menendez

Mendez

Krys Marshall

Tanny

Tom Hillmann

Buzz

Amina Massai

Lulu

Anthony Belevtsov

Pestov

Tony Bentley

Murphy

Tyler Colfer

Donald

Ed Berliner

Gene

Aaron Goldenberg

Co-Worker

Sabrina Mayfield

Hope Wendell

Anmalya Delva

Andrea Wendell

Charlotte Lawrence

Caitlin Stripling

Tom Nowicki

Captain Keith Fitzpatrick / Narrator

Carolyn Johnson

Carol

Mary Palermo

Barb

Jay Rivera

Ricky