Season 9

E1. The Coolest Death Ever!

Apr 20, 2016 · 4m

Niiiice.

E2. Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning

Apr 25, 2016 · 4m

Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?

E3. The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do

Apr 29, 2016 · 3m

Alright, alright, alright…

E4. When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request

May 2, 2016 · 3m

It’s an elementary act of deduction.

E5. The Opposite of a Wing Man

May 4, 2016 · 3m

Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.

E6. If Adult Cereals Had Mascots

May 6, 2016 · 3m

Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!

E7. When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked

May 11, 2016 · 4m

You see, this is our Facebook thread now.

E8. When “Sure” Actually Means “No”

May 13, 2016 · 2m

Just say no.

E9. You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”

May 16, 2016 · 3m

It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.

E10. Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed

May 18, 2016 · 4m

The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.

E11. These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal

May 20, 2016 · 4m

At least Grant thinks they’re funny.

E12. What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video

May 24, 2016 · 4m

Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.

E13. Shopping for a New Version of You

May 28, 2016 · 4m

Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?

E14. After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You

Jun 3, 2016 · 4m

Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.

E15. It Will Never Be Cold Again!

Jun 9, 2016 · 3m

Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?

E16. Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!

Jun 10, 2016 · 4m

For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.

E17. You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”

Jun 16, 2016 · 4m

We would have crushed it in the 1770s.

E18. This Thumbnail Is a Butt

Jun 17, 2016 · 3m

Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.

E19. How Uber Rides Are like First Dates

Jun 24, 2016 · 3m

Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?

E20. Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia

Jul 1, 2016 · 4m

If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?

E21. If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk

Jul 2, 2016 · 2m

Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.

E22. Strip Clubs Suck

Jul 7, 2016 · 4m

Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!

E23. Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes

Jul 8, 2016 · 3m

A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.

E24. What to Do in an Earthquake

Jul 21, 2016 · 3m

Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

E25. Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day

Jul 23, 2016 · 3m

If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.

E26. If Internet Ads Were Salesmen

Jul 26, 2016 · 3m

You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.

E27. Everything Is Too PC These Days

Jul 28, 2016 · 3m

Isn’t that technically a microaggression?

E28. Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?

Aug 6, 2016 · 2m

It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.

E29. Why Summer Is Women’s Winter

Aug 13, 2016 · 3m

When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!

E30. Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends

Aug 26, 2016 · 3m

What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?