1. Cher opens the show with ""By Myself"" and a monologue about being clumsy off-camera. 2. Cher sings and tap dances to ""Do a Take"" with Jack and Cloris. 3. Cloris recites a Shakespeare-like soliloquy, with simultaneous jive translations by Cher. 4. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) takes her car in for its 300,000-mile checkup and gets waited on by ""Chico and the Man's"" Ed Brown (Jack). 5. Cher performs a medley of ""I've Got the Music In Me"" and ""Listen To the Music"" 6. Jack and Cloris appear as man and wife in this blackout on Geritol commercials. 7. Cloris plays a wealthy eccentric whose annual dinner parties for former suitors are always unattended, with Jack cast as her butler who must cater to her every whim. 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tells about dating a Gemini with a split personality. 9. Cher sings ""Am I Blue?"" 10. Jack sings ""The Man In My Little Girl's Life"" 11. Cher closes the show.
