1. Cher opens the show with ""Take Me Home, Country Roads"" and a monologue about how her producer and guests have been trying to fatten her up. 2. ""Attitude"" -- Cher and Redd introduce a series of comedy sketches about attitude, in which Redd is cast as a sneaky bookie at a police station and a dissatisfied customer trying to return a pair of pants to a stuffy clerk in the complaint department (Cher). 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Ted appears as a tightwad who runs into Laverne (Cher) while looking for a bargain cup of coffee. 4. Cher and Ted appear in a short comedy blackout during this brief intermission. 5. Redd is cast as a drunk speaking on the merits of milk. 6. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher returns home after a long evening out and faces the reality that she doesn't remember a thing about her date. 7. Cher sings ""Never-Never Land"" 8. A leading financial adviser (Redd) makes a sales pitch for Soul Savings and Loan. 9. Two despondent screenwriters (Redd and Ted) work together on their suici
