No actual Europeans were harmed in the making of this film.

CastCrewDetails

Scott Mechlowicz

Scott Thomas

Jacob Pitts

Cooper Harris

Michelle Trachtenberg

Jenny

Travis Wester

Jamie

Vinnie Jones

Mad Maynard

Lucy Lawless

Madame Vandersexxx

Jessica Boehrs

Mieke

Patrick Malahide

Arthur Frommer

Patrick Rapold

Christoph

Diedrich Bader

Mugger

Kristin Kreuk

Fiona

CM

Cathy Meils

Mrs. Thomas

NI

Nial Iskhakov

Bert

Matt Damon

Donny

JA

J. Adams

Guitars - Lustra

CB

Christopher Baird

Vocals - Lustra

NJ

Nicholas J.M. Cloutman

Bass - Lustra

BF

Bruce Fulford

Drums - Lustra

Molly Schade

Candy

Jakki Degg

Missy

Lenka Dayrit

Sissy

AS

Andrea Stuart

Courier Clerk

PO

Paul Oldham

Cecil

MM

Mike McGuffie

Hooligan

John Comer

Hooligan