Season 1

E1. Bath of Beans

Sep 16, 2003 · 30m

Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

E2. Tallest Man

Sep 23, 2003 · 30m

Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

E3. Hard-Boiled Egg Eating

Sep 30, 2003 · 30m

Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters. 

E4. Most Cigarettes in a Mouth

Oct 7, 2003 · 30m

Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.

E5. Biggest House of Cards

Oct 14, 2003 · 30m

Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale. 

E6. Smallest Ant

Oct 21, 2003 · 30m

There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping. 

E7. Largest Mince Pie

Oct 28, 2003 · 30m

Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD. 

E8. Most People in a Mini

Nov 4, 2003 · 30m

Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.