Season 3

E1. Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

Sep 26, 2003 · 22m

George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

E2. Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

Sep 26, 2003 · 21m

In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

E3. The Cuban Missus Crisis

Oct 3, 2003 · 22m

Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.

E4. Feel the Burn

Oct 10, 2003 · 22m

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

E5. Carmen's Dating

Oct 17, 2003 · 22m

Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

E6. Split Decision

Oct 24, 2003 · 22m

Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.

E7. No One Gets Out Alive

Oct 31, 2003 · 21m

The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

E8. Bringing Home the Bacon

Nov 7, 2003 · 21m

With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.

E9. Fishing Cubans

Nov 14, 2003 · 21m

This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.

E10. Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

Nov 21, 2003 · 22m

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

E11. Mementos

Nov 28, 2003 · 22m

George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

E12. Christmas Punch

Dec 12, 2003 · 21m

At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

E13. Why You Crying?

Jan 9, 2004 · 22m

George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

E14. The Trouble with Ricky

Jan 23, 2004 · 21m

When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.

E15. God Needles George

Feb 6, 2004 · 21m

George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.

E16. Benny and Randy

Feb 13, 2004 · 22m

George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

E17. Weekend at Benny's

Feb 20, 2004 · 21m

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.

E18. Jason Tutors Max

Feb 27, 2004 · 22m

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

E19. Angie Gets Tanked

Mar 19, 2004 · 22m

When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.

E20. The Art of Boxing

Mar 26, 2004 · 22m

Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.

E21. George's House of Cards

Apr 2, 2004 · 21m

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

E22. Dance Fever

Apr 9, 2004 · 22m

After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.

E23. She Drives Me Crazy

Apr 16, 2004 · 22m

After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.

E24. George Goes to Disneyland

Apr 30, 2004 · 22m

When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn't want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.

E25. Bachelor Party

May 7, 2004 · 22m

Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.

E26. Wrecking Ball

May 14, 2004 · 22m

Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.

E27. What George Doesn't Noah (1)

May 21, 2004 · 22m

When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

E28. Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

May 21, 2004 · 21m

George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.