Season 3

E1. The Man For the Job

Sep 6, 1967 · 25m

The committee to select a new state senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.

E2. Lisa's Jam Session

Sep 13, 1967 · 25m

Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.

E3. Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel

Sep 20, 1967 · 25m

An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Hooterville.

E4. Oliver vs. the Phone Company

Sep 27, 1967 · 25m

Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.

E5. Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company

Oct 4, 1967 · 25m

Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.

E6. A Kind Word For the President

Oct 11, 1967 · 25m

Oliver sets out to accomplish to changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.

E7. Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked

Oct 18, 1967 · 25m

Oliver's reign as "El Presidente" of the phone company hits bottom when he hires a farm worker to be his operator. He pays Haney to take the business off his hands, but soon Hooterville is up in arms over the price-gouging Haney Phone Company.

E8. Eb Elopes

Oct 25, 1967 · 25m

Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.

E9. The Thing

Nov 1, 1967 · 25m

Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is shipped to the farm.

E10. Das Lumpen

Nov 8, 1967 · 25m

Lisa tells another war story - this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and how their romance began.

E11. Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?

Nov 15, 1967 · 25m

The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.

E12. Jealousy, English Style

Nov 22, 1967 · 25m

Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.

E13. Haney's New Image

Nov 29, 1967

When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway, he offers to buy back the farm.

E14. Alf and Ralph Break Up

Dec 13, 1967 · 25m

Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.

E15. No Trespassing

Dec 20, 1967 · 25m

Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.

E16. Eb Returns

Dec 27, 1967 · 25m

The Douglas' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.

E17. Not Guilty

Jan 3, 1968 · 25m

Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300.

E18. Home is Where You Run Away From

Jan 10, 1968 · 25m

A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.

E19. How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying

Jan 24, 1968 · 25m

Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electric Company;" to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates" the Douglases' farm.

E20. Arnold, Boy Hero

Jan 31, 1968 · 25m

Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.

E21. Flight to Nowhere

Feb 7, 1968

As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe.

E22. My Mother, the Countess

Feb 14, 1968 · 25m

Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres.

E23. The Spring Festival

Feb 21, 1968 · 25m

Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.

E24. Our Son, the Barber

Feb 28, 1968 · 30m

Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.

E25. Oliver's Jaded Past

Mar 6, 1968 · 30m

Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.

E26. The Hungarian Curse

Mar 13, 1968 · 30m

A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, visits Lisa and becomes an unwanted house guest. It is revealed that Lazlo once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and now her family must repay the debt.

E27. The Rutabaga Story

Mar 20, 1968 · 30m

Oliver decides that all Hooterville farmers should plant rutabagas as their primary cash crop, and initiates a publicity campaign to make America more "rutabaga conscious."

E28. Instant Family

Mar 27, 1968

When an expectant mother goes into labor, Oliver takes her to the hospital, and Lisa takes her seven other children to live with the Douglases until she recovers.

E29. A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 1)

Apr 3, 1968 · 30m

Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater. Lisa arranges for an old friend to give him a chance in show business.

E30. A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 2)

Apr 10, 1968 · 30m

Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold's trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.