Season 1989

E1. Lady Chatterley's Lover (1981)

Jan 7, 1989

After a crippling injury leaves her husband impotent, Lady Chatterly is torn between her love for her husband and her physical desires. With her husband's consent, she seeks out other means of fulfilling her needs.

E2. Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)

Jan 14, 1989

Six people are lured into a small Deep South town for a Centennial celebration where the residents proceed to kill them one by one as revenge for the town's destruction during the Civil War.

E3. Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter

Jan 21, 1989

E4. Savage Streets (1984)

Jan 28, 1989

A teenage vigilante seeks revenge on a group of violent thugs who raped her handicapped sister and killed her best friend.

E5. The Barbarians (1987)

Feb 3, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon begins. One of the rippling deltoid flicks following in the steps of 50s Hercules. Twin barbarians seek revenge from the warlord who massacred their tribe. No rating given.

E6. Hercules (1958)

Feb 3, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 2. No Joe Bob segments. Steve Reeves rips trees, tears down temples, races chariots and rescues Sylva Koscina in a huge 50s indie hit that succeeded despite the star being stiff as a board. No rating given.

E7. Hercules Unchained (1959)

Feb 3, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 3. No Joe Bob segments. Steve Reeves, Sylva Koscina, and an extra $100 costume budget cross paths with a bandit revolting against vandals and challenging people to strength contests. No rating given.

E8. The Video Dead (1987)

Feb 4, 1989

A low budget flick about a home appliance from hell. Zombies are coming out of the TV at night, so the family that owns it needs to either ground them up or trap them in the cellar. Joe Bob gives it ★★½

E9. Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974)

Feb 10, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon. Hammer's mystery comedy about an expert swordsman traveling the countryside and helping people out wherever vampires are found. No rating given.

E10. Savage Streets (1984)

Feb 10, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 2. No Joe Bob segments. Linda Blair classic where she takes revenge on the guys who raped her deaf sister played by Linnea Quigley. No rating given.

E11. Sheena (1984)

Feb 10, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 3. No Joe Bob segments. Tarzan rip-off where a white girl raised by Zamboulis talks with animals and gets a flamboyance of flamingos to attack a helicopter. No rating given.

E12. She-Devils on Wheels (1968)

Feb 11, 1989

Part 2 of Herschell Gordon Lewis tribute. All-female Florida biker gang uses men like dirt and clashes with the law. Herschell Gordon Lewis' second best movie: the camera doesn't shake or anything and the story kinda makes sense. No rating given.

E13. The World Is Full of Married Men (1979)

Feb 18, 1989

David Cooper works in advertising but spends more time on his love life despite the fact that he is married. When his wife Linda discovers his girlfriends, she decides to find get revenge by having an affair.

E14. Separate Vacations (1986)

Feb 25, 1989

One of those delightful screwball comedies, but this has some Playboy playmates and the guy from Dr. Pepper commercials. No rating given.

E15. Acapulco Gold (1976)

Mar 3, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon. An insurance salesman gets caught up in an international drug ring in Hawaii and grins a lot. No rating given.

E16. They Still Call Me Bruce (1987)

Mar 3, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 2. No Joe Bob segments. Comedy kung-fu movie staring the "best comedian in Korea" coming to America to thank the soldier who saved his life, but ends up running a struggling karate studio. Joe Bob gives it ★★½

E17. The Joy of Mykonos (1976)

Mar 3, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 3. No Joe Bob segments. A maid at a seaside hotel nurses an amnesiac man back to health. One of the worst movies that TMC keeps showing. Joe Bob says: "Stay away from it."

E18. Rage of Honor (1987)

Mar 4, 1989

The world is going be destroyed if Sho Kosugi can't recover an IBM floppy disk from the Amazon jungle. Excellent kung fu, bimbo fu, all kinds of fu! Joe Bob gives it ★★★★

E19. Hollywood Boulevard (1976)

Mar 10, 1989

Triple feature sleaze weekend. Innocent young girl goes to Hollywood and gets turned into bacon bits by the meat grinder of cheap exploitation B-movie business plagued by deadly accidents. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★

E20. The World is Full of Married Men (1979)

Mar 10, 1989

Triple feature sleaze weekend, part 2. No Joe Bob segments. Scum advertising executive cheats on his wife, and she finds out. One of those flicks where you love to hate everyone as rich people hop from bed to bed and scream at one another. No rating given.

E21. Crazy Mama (1975)

Mar 10, 1989

Triple feature sleaze weekend, part 3. No Joe Bob segments. Sex & gun crazed mama goes back home to Arkansas to get revenge on the sheriff who shot her husband and took her land. No rating given.

E22. Programmed to Kill (1987)

Mar 11, 1989

Beautiful terrorist bimbo gets her brain replaced with a computer by the CIA. When they send back to kill her terrorist friends, she gets a little carried away. No rating given.

E23. Caged Heat (1974)

Mar 17, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon. Drive-in classic about a prison where you might be a girl when you check in, but you are definitely a woman when you leave. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★

E24. The Inheritance (1976)

Mar 17, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 2. No Joe Bob segments. Italian classic about a cold as ice gold digger daughter-in-law who uses her body to destroy a whole family in 1880s Rome. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★

E25. Separate Vacations (1986)

Mar 17, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 3. No Joe Bob segments. Dr. Pepper commercial guy has bunch of jiggling flesh gals throwing themselves at him, as he and his wife take separate vacations to follow their urges. Joe Bob gives it dog doo doo

E26. Steele Justice (1987)

Mar 18, 1989

Steele is ex-cop and Vietnam vet who is determined to bring down Kwan, former South Vietnamese general and now rich and powerful drug lord.

E27. The Wizard of Gore (1970)

Mar 25, 1989

Part 3 of Herschell Gordon Lewis tribute. One of the finest features since Plan 9 from Outer Space featuring people who can't act. A local reporter investigates a sinister stage hypnotist. No rating given.

E28. The First Nudie Musical (1976)

Mar 31, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon. To save his movie studio, a producer has to adapt a porno script into a musical with a giant dancing dildo production number. Featuring a Ron Howard cameo. No rating given.

E29. The Retaliator (1987)

Mar 31, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 2. No Joe Bob segments. Decent action picture about where a beautiful member of the meanest terrorist gang in Europe gets her brain replaced with a computer by the CIA. Joe Bob gives it ★★½

E30. Pacific Banana (1981)

Mar 31, 1989

Triple feature iron-man marathon, part 3. No Joe Bob segments. One of the floppy white skinned British sex comedies that we've shown 937 times already, but it has sex in it, so people will watch it again. No rating given.