Season 6

E1. Bobby Goes Nuts

Nov 11, 2001 · 22m

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

E2. Soldier of Misfortune

Dec 9, 2001 · 22m

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.

E3. Lupe's Revenge

Dec 12, 2001 · 22m

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

E4. The Father, the Son, and J.C.

Dec 16, 2001 · 22m

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

E5. Father of the Bribe

Jan 6, 2002 · 22m

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

E6. I'm with Cupid

Feb 10, 2002 · 22m

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.

E7. Torch Song Hillogy

Feb 17, 2002 · 22m

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

E8. Joust Like a Woman

Feb 24, 2002 · 22m

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

E9. The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

Feb 24, 2002 · 22m

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

E10. The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

Mar 3, 2002 · 22m

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

E11. Unfortunate Son

Mar 10, 2002 · 22m

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.

E12. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

Mar 17, 2002 · 22m

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

E13. Tankin' It to the Streets

Mar 31, 2002 · 22m

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.

E14. Of Mice and Little Green Men

Apr 7, 2002 · 22m

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.

E15. A Man Without a Country Club

Apr 14, 2002 · 22m

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.

E16. Beer and Loathing

Apr 14, 2002 · 22m

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.

E17. Fun with Jane and Jane

Apr 21, 2002 · 22m

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.

E18. My Own Private Rodeo

Apr 28, 2002 · 22m

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.

E19. Sug Night

May 5, 2002 · 22m

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.

E20. Dang Ol' Love

May 5, 2002 · 22m

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.

E21. Returning Japanese (1)

May 12, 2002 · 22m

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.

E22. Returning Japanese (2)

May 12, 2002 · 22m

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.