Season 3

E1. Show #0440

Sep 4, 1995

Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list).

E2. Show #0441

Sep 5, 1995

Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surroundings.

E3. Show #0442

Sep 6, 1995

Charlton Heston plays ""Dave's Boss"" and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes ""The Usual Suspects.""

E4. Show #0443

Sep 7, 1995

Amongst the ""Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:"" Stuff found in ZZ Top's beards, a guitar made of David Crosby's old liver, and Marv Albert's Rock & Roll Bloopers, with Hootie (as in Hootie and the Blowfish) getting hit on the head by a basketball. Meanwhile, in order to prepare for an Olympic diver that will be appearing later, Dave recruits Alan and an audience member to get in a tank.

E5. Show #0444

Sep 8, 1995

Wesley Snipes promotes ""Money Train,"" then strips to a dress.

E6. Show #0445

Sep 11, 1995

A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: ""Now it's really hard to believe we didn't win an Emmy."" Meanwhile, Biff Henderson recites a passage from the Packwood Diaries.

E7. Show #0446

Sep 12, 1995

The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list.

E8. Show #0447

Sep 13, 1995

While promoting the movie ""Showgirls,"" star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance.

E9. Show #0448

Sep 14, 1995

Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult.

E10. Show #0449

Sep 15, 1995

During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings ""Lactose Intolerant."" Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance.

E11. Show #0450

Sep 18, 1995

Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including ""Miss Peanut"" and ""Miss South Carolina Tobacco"") walk across the stage and escort tonight's guests.

E12. Show #0451

Sep 19, 1995

Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes ""Ned & Stacey""; Dave juggles peaches.

E13. Show #0452

Sep 20, 1995

Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back.

E14. Show #0453

Sep 21, 1995

Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while ""Friends"" star Courtney Cox launches the ""Donutapult 2000.""

E15. Show #0454

Sep 22, 1995

Eddie Jamison (the guy who said ""I Love You, Man!"" in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the band; Mary Tyler Moore accuses Dave of being a brown-noser.

E16. Show #0455

Sep 25, 1995

Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave chats with a grade-schooler who ran off a burgler.

E17. Show #0456

Sep 26, 1995

Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom.

E18. Show #0457

Sep 27, 1995

13 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they're serenaded by Mel Torme.

E19. Show #0458

Sep 28, 1995

1995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes, ""Uma, Parminder; Parminder, Uma.""

E20. Show #0459

Sep 29, 1995

Dave introduces ""The Donutapult 2000+,"" which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into ""The Melonapult 2000+.""

E21. Show #0460

Oct 2, 1995

Amongst the latest ""Back-to-School Items:"" Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunchbox. Later, Andy Dick promotes ""Newsradio.""

E22. Show #0461

Oct 3, 1995

The cast and crew explains why they're glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes ""Safe.""

E23. Show #0462

Oct 4, 1995

Pete Fatovich, ""Creepy Dave,"" and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat.

E24. Show #0463

Oct 5, 1995

Dave's ""younger brother Carl"" sits in on violin; Dave thinks he's on a caffeine buzz.

E25. Show #0464

Oct 6, 1995

E26. Show #0465

Oct 16, 1995

Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find their target at once. Also, Dave announces that tonight's show is in ""actual size.""

E27. Show #0466

Oct 17, 1995

Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for guest Richard Simmons to wear.

E28. Show #0467

Oct 18, 1995

Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son's run for Congress.

E29. Show #0468

Oct 19, 1995

During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat.

E30. Show #0469

Oct 20, 1995

Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves the theater and finds him chatting at a party with Woody Allen.