Season 7

E1. Kevin James, Sheryl Crow

Sep 7, 1999

Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special.

E2. Ricki Lake, Kid Rock

Sep 8, 1999

Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah.

E3. Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers

Sep 9, 1999

Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's.

E4. Queen Latifah, John Popper

Sep 10, 1999

John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag.

E5. John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith

Sep 13, 1999

George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the ceremony (he forgot last year).

E6. Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks

Sep 14, 1999

Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course.

E7. John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf

Sep 15, 1999

Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama.""

E8. Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera

Sep 16, 1999

With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwhile, Jenna Elfman hijacks Anton's drumset, and Christina Aguilera performs ""What a Girl Wants.""

E9. Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson

Sep 17, 1999

During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead.

E10. Michael J. Fox, Heather French

Sep 20, 1999

Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS.

E11. Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald

Sep 21, 1999

Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man.""

E12. Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis

Sep 22, 1999

Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy.""

E13. Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert

Sep 23, 1999

Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show.

E14. Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray

Sep 24, 1999

During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial.

E15. Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits

Sep 27, 1999

Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn.

E16. Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt

Sep 28, 1999

Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced called ""For the Ladies"" (which turns out to be weightlifting porn flick).

E17. Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band

Sep 29, 1999

Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay""; Evander Holyfield presents the Top Ten, but Lennox Lewis interupts to introduce #1.

E18. Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics

Sep 30, 1999

Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"": He walks into a mysterious closet backstage, falls into a black hole, then walks out in a nonchalant fashion.

E19. Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart

Oct 1, 1999

Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur and Sirajul's supervision.

E20. Harrison Ford, David Bowie

Oct 4, 1999

""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child.""

E21. Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge

Oct 5, 1999

Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest, Dave announces that he will no longer make any more jokes relating to Dan Quayle.

E22. Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart

Oct 6, 1999

Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced to cannibalism.

E23. Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top

Oct 7, 1999

A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks.

E24. Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting

Oct 8, 1999

1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day.""

E25. Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell

Oct 11, 1999

Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis.

E26. Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett

Oct 12, 1999

Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration.

E27. Farrah Fawcett

Oct 13, 1999

The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When he finishes the test, a babe presents him flowers and Gov. Christine Todd Whitman presents Paul's license.

E28. John Malkovich, Harland Williams

Oct 14, 1999

Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and gets beeped; Biff gives Yankees tickets to an audience member.

E29. Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby

Oct 15, 1999

During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""Top Ten Things That Sound Creepy When Said by John Malkovich.""

E30. Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club

Oct 25, 1999

Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and John Rocker; the octogenarian stars of the hit documentary ""The Buena Vista Social Club"" perform.