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CastCrewDetails

John Larroquette

Mark Bannister

Kirstie Alley

Jessie Bannister

John Diehl

Fred

Alison La Placa

Claudia

Jessica Lundy

Bernice

Bradley Gregg

Jonathan

Dennis Miller

Wes

Robert Ginty

Dale

Wayne Tippit

Grindle

Paul Eiding

Stark

Aeryk Egan

C.K.

DO

Deborah Otto

Katy

Mark Bringelson

Prick Automaton Cop

KK

Karen Kronwell

Female Cop

HM

Heather McNair

Karen Kelly

MM

Mark Manning

Russell Fenn

BS

Bob Sorenson

Field Reporter

Rob Camilletti

Shady Character Outside Strip Joint

EL

Elizabeth Lang

Mark's Secretary

Peppi Sanders

Receptionist

JB

Jay Bernard

Kaminsky

FD

Frank Dworsky

Mailroom Employee

Rene L. Moreno

Mailroom Runner

DS

Deborah Swartz

Chloroform

LR

Lisa Rubin

Tom Cruise Girl Fan

HT

Hart Throb

Tom Cruise Guy Fan

AB

Aaron Berger

Space People Eat My Mom And Dad

EM

Elaine Moe

Fistful of Valium

LB

Loy Burns

Get Drunk

JE

Jack Edward

Polka Man

PW

Pat Willoughby

Polka Lady

RA

Richard Alexander

Bust Somebody

FB

Francis Brooks

Pump Iron

MD

Marlon Darton

Meditation

FS

Frieda Smith

Sex