Season 3

E1. Tell a Lie, Get a Check

Oct 15, 1984 · 30m

Dick and Joanna return from vacation to find Kirk and Cindy have moved away and Kirk has asked Dick to sell the cafe. Michael teaches Dick the only way he'll be able to sell the rundown cafe is by stretching the truth.

E2. Twenty Year Itch

Oct 22, 1984 · 30m

Joanna has a date, set 20 years earlier, with a former beau in New York. A jealous Dick tags along. An awful trumpet player serenades the inn while he prepares for an audition.

E3. A Hunting We Will Go

Oct 29, 1984 · 30m

Dick, George, Chester, Jim & Michael go duck hunting on the opening day of hunting season to film a television special. They're all stranded when Michael forgets to tie off the boat. With death eminent, they all discuss their regrets in life, including Dick's admission that he always wanted to play Prof. Henry Hill in 'The Music Man'.

E4. Miss Stephanie

Nov 5, 1984 · 30m

Larry misinterprets a comment by Stephanie and makes her the object of his undying love.

E5. But Seriously, Beavers

Nov 12, 1984 · 30m

Dick's jokes at a Beaver Lodge roast for George are a hit with everyone except the guest of honor, spurring George to consider leaving the inn. Stephanie sells cosmetic kits.

E6. Tickets, Please

Nov 19, 1984 · 30m

Dick throws a fit and is sentenced for outstanding parking tickets on the day of a big Celtics game. Stephanie, who's never been punished for anything in her life, can't bring herself to tell Dick that she's the one who got the tickets.

E7. Poor Reception

Nov 26, 1984 · 30m

After Michael is roped into hiring Stephanie as WPIV's receptionist, he can't bring himself to fire her. Meanwhile, Joanna hires Harley Estin as a temporary maid.

E8. The Fan

Dec 3, 1984 · 30m

Dick is hounded by an obsessive fan who goes as far as moving into the inn and starting a Dick Loudon fan club.

E9. Happy Trails to You

Dec 10, 1984 · 30m

Dick is dragged into court when a farmer claims Dick plagiarized his work.

E10. Georgie's Girl

Dec 31, 1984 · 30m

George panics when his girlfriend starts talking marriage. Stephanie tries to pass the driver's test.

E11. Pillow Fight

Jan 7, 1985 · 30m

Dick and Joanna squabble over 'creative differences' when they collaborate on a book on pillows. Larry and the boys stay at the inn while their cabin is being fumigated.

E12. Local Hero

Jan 14, 1985 · 30m

George is a local hero after he saves two boys from drowning.

E13. Dick Gets Larry's Goat

Feb 4, 1985 · 30m

The Loudons feud with Larry and the Darryls after Dick alerts animal control to the brother's illegal, and annoying goat. Simply hilarious.

E14. Once I Had a Secret Love

Feb 11, 1985 · 30m

Dick and Joanna spar after Dick is 'riddled' with doubts when Joanna is set to appear on his Valentines Day Show.

E15. Lady in Wading

Feb 18, 1985 · 30m

Stephanie falls for a visiting television executive, forcing her to choose between him and Michael.

E16. Look Homeward, Stephanie

Feb 25, 1985 · 30m

Stephanie returns home for a brief visit, but she's soon convinced to stay when she's overwhelmed with presents. Michael is astonished by Steph's transformation to a spoiled brat. Dick tries to beat Joanna's annoying knack for guessing exactly what her birthday present will be.

E17. My Fair Larry

Mar 4, 1985 · 30m

Joanna undertakes a massive project when she agrees to try to spruce up Larry, Darryl & Darryl and the Minuteman cafe.

E18. You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires You

Mar 11, 1985 · 30m

After demanding extravagent perks, Michael is fired from WPIV. Bev replaces him with Dick. An unemployed Michael falls to pieces, and Dick is exasperated with his new job duties.

E19. Out With the New, Inn With the Old

Mar 18, 1985 · 30m

George is upset when Dick and Harley Estin try to remodel the garage so it looks like the carriage house it was originally built as several centuries ago. Joanna hosts a rummage sale.

E20. R.I.P. Off

Apr 8, 1985 · 30m

Harley goes to jail after he is tricked into selling swamp grave plots. Michael, Dick and Joanna set up an ""Abscam"" to catch the real criminal.

E21. The Prodigal Darryl

May 6, 1985 · 30m

Darryl runs off after he and his brother's win a contest for writing the best commerical jingle, netting them $30,000. Dick, Larry & the remaining Darryl search for the missing brother. Meanwhile, Joanna decorates the inn in Christmas decor for a Christmas card photo.

E22. What Makes Dick Run

May 28, 1985 · 30m

Dick and his crew have VITA fever when the local broadcasting awards, the VITAs, are scheduled to be announced. Dick, inspired by a puppet show put on by Larry and the boys for an ailing Stephanie, decides to jazz up his act to win a VITA nomination.