Season 17

E1. Let Go, Let Gov

Sep 25, 2013 · 23m

When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters finds someone new to listen to his prayers.

E2. Informative Murder Porn

Oct 2, 2013 · 23m

The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.

E3. World War Zimmerman

Oct 9, 2013 · 23m

Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Token.

E4. Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Oct 23, 2013 · 23m

One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the Vamp kids for help.

E5. Taming Strange

Oct 30, 2013 · 23m

When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.

E6. Ginger Cow

Nov 6, 2013 · 23m

Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.

E7. Black Friday

Nov 13, 2013 · 23m

Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.

E8. A Song of Ass and Fire

Nov 20, 2013 · 23m

Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?

E9. Titties and Dragons

Dec 4, 2013 · 23m

The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.

E10. The Hobbit

Dec 11, 2013 · 23m

When Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities, it gets her in trouble with everyone at school, and gets Clyde a new girlfriend.