Season 2

E1. Homecoming

Oct 17, 2012 · 22m

Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.

E2. The Witch of East Chatswin

Oct 24, 2012 · 22m

When Tessa convinces Delia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other; George misunderstands when Dallas asks him out.

E3. Ryan's Song

Oct 31, 2012 · 22m

Lisa agrees to help him with Tessa; Dallas invites her life coach along on her first date with George; Tessa baby-sits with Opus.

E4. Foam Finger

Nov 7, 2012 · 22m

When Dalia abandons her friends Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn to hang out with her father's fiancee, her former pals turn to Lisa and Tessa; George and Dallas take their relationship to the next level.

E5. The Wishbone

Nov 14, 2012 · 22m

Tessa decides to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her mom and grandmother; George hosts Thanksgiving dinner for Dallas.

E6. Friendship Fish

Nov 28, 2012 · 22m

George starts to feel comfortable in the suburbs after Dallas gives him a makeover; while Malik is away for a couple days, Lisa decides to spend every minute with Tessa.

E7. Krampus

Dec 5, 2012 · 22m

George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown into turmoil when Ryan finds out he was adopted.

E8. Black Thai

Jan 9, 2013 · 22m

When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.

E9. Junior Secretary's Day

Jan 16, 2013 · 22m

George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about her relationship with George.

E10. Chinese Chicken

Jan 23, 2013 · 22m

George starts to feel stifled when Dallas' efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.

E11. Yakult Leader

Jan 30, 2013 · 22m

When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.

E12. Body Talk

Feb 6, 2013 · 22m

Dallas learns that part of her property is in East Chatswin, meaning she gets kicked out of the country club and Dalia must attend a neighboring high school. Meanwhile, Tessa is tapped to produce a Chatswin High TV show called “Teen Talk,” but worries about her new responsibility when Ryan becomes the show’s host.

E13. Blowtox and Burlap

Feb 13, 2013 · 22m

Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day; Sheila's mother, Gam Gam causes friction between Fred and Sheila; and when Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, George has to enjoy an 18-course meal from renowned Chef Julio solo.

E14. T-Ball & Sympathy

Feb 20, 2013 · 22m

Tessa begins dispensing romantic advice—whether people ask for it or not—though her attempt to help Mr. Wolfe doesn’t work out so well. Meanwhile, George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team; and Noah and Dallas still can’t see eye to eye.

E15. Leaving Chatswin

Feb 27, 2013 · 22m

George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.

E16. How to Be a Baby

Mar 6, 2013 · 22m

Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.

E17. Eat, Pray, Eat

Mar 20, 2013 · 22m

When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.

E18. Brown Trembler

Mar 27, 2013 · 22m

After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.

E19. Decemberfold

Apr 3, 2013 · 22m

George's newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa.

E20. Go, Gamblers!

Apr 10, 2013 · 22m

Tessa helps Ryan choose a college; George asks Dallas to move in with him; Sheila sells George's house.

E21. Apocalypse Meow

Apr 17, 2013 · 22m

Dallas helps George tell Tessa that he has sold their house; when Dalia tries to make Tessa miserable, Tessa seeks revenge.

E22. Stray Dogs

Apr 17, 2013 · 22m

Sheila talks Mr. Wolfe into throwing a chastity ball at the high school; George buys Dallas her dream house.