Season 9

E1. with Jim Nabors

Sep 13, 1975 · 54m

Eunice leaves Ed after she catches him going into a massage parlor in "The Family"; an eccentric military hero does not want his latest commendation; and a Bicentennial salute to America's cities and towns. Nabors sings a medley of saloon songs, and duets "I Feel at Home with You" together with Carol.

E2. Episode 209 (#901)

Sep 20, 1975 · 54m

Backstage; Medley: Yes I Can / Too Close for Comfort / Something's Gotta Give / Hey There / The Birth of the Blues / Candy Man / What Kind of Fool am I; No-Frills Airline; The Deputy; Salute to Harold Arlen Mini-Musical: Happiness is a Thing Called Joe / Two Ladies in De Shade of De Banana Tree / Get Happy / Come Rain or Come Shine / Gotta Have Me Go With You / Hooray for Love / Follow the Yellow Brick Road / The Man That Got Away / Down with Love / Moanin' in the Mornin' / When the Sun Comes Out / I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues / Stormy Weather / Over the Rainbow / Let's Fall in Love / Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive

E3. with Cher

Sep 27, 1975 · 54m

A husband has trouble deciding between his glamorous wife and his homely mistress in "The Not So Eternal Triangle"; the 9th Annual "Carol Burnett Show" Awards for the most unforgettable commercials of the year; in "As the Stomach Turns", Cher is the town's half-breed and Tim is the town's beautician; two classical pianists (Harvey and Tim) prepare for a duet; guest Cher sings "Just This One Time" and duets with Carol on "Variety"; for the finale, a spoof of '70s rock music.

E4. Episode 211 (#903)

Oct 4, 1975 · 54m

The Family: The Flashback; Talk and Duet: Fan Mail; The Hollow Hero: Palace Guard; Little League Mothers; 200 Years Ago Today; Gorgeous / I Love to Dance Like They Used to Dance

E5. Episode 212 (#907)

Oct 11, 1975 · 54m

The Pail; Mr. C: White Christmas; He's the Wizard; Stella Toddler: The Maiden and the Mugger; Mr. C: Once in Love with Amy; Mr. C: Fools Rush In; Give Him the Needle

E6. with Maggie Smith

Oct 18, 1975 · 54m

Carol plays a queen who attempts to christen a ship in honor of a hollow hero with his girlfriend in attendance; ham actress Mundane finds out about husband Funt's affair with another actress just as they're about to go on stage; Vicki sings "The Other Woman"; a sewer shark in a parody of "Jaws"; and a salute to Alan Jay Lerner.

E7. Episode 214 (#908)

Oct 25, 1975 · 54m

The Family: Charades; How Long (Betcha' Got a Chick on the Side); Take My Drink...Please; Mr. C: Just in Time; Mr. C: Make Someone Happy; Sheepman Jack; Fight to the Finish; Get Me to the Church on Time

E8. Episode 215 (#902)

Nov 1, 1975 · 54m

Laughter is the Best Medicine; Tongue Twisters / Moses Supposes; The Truck Drivers; Assembly Line; The Swinger: For Once in My Life; The Late, Late Movie: The Little Foxies

E9. Family Show

Nov 8, 1975 · 54m

Guest Helen Reddy sings "Ain't No Way to Treat a Lady", joins the cast in a series of musical blackouts, and participates in a sketch about an extramarital affair endangered by a surprise call on a futuristic TV phone. Also: a woman struggles with so-called "easy openers" on household appliances; fortune cookie messages start a battle between friends; and a French marine explorer sends his assistant out on a hunt for a deadly white squid.

E10. Episode 217 (#909)

Nov 15, 1975 · 54m

That's the Way the Kitchen Crumbles; The Cockney Lesson; The Oldest Man: The Doctor; The Family: Teacher's Dilemma; Show Biz: That's Showbiz / Comedy Tonight / Be a Clown / Let Me Entertain You / There's No Business Like Show Business

E11. Episode 218 (#911)

Nov 22, 1975 · 54m

German Car Dealers; By the Time I Get to Phoenix; The Bug; 7-6-5-4-3-2-1 (Blow Your Whistle); The Family: Mama's Birthday; When a Band Plays / I Love a Parade / Soul Serial

E12. Episode 219 (#914)

Nov 29, 1975 · 54m

TV Commercials; Save the Bones for Henry Jones; The Noisy Speech; Miss Nobody; Cinderella Gets It On

E13. Episode 220 (#912)

Dec 6, 1975 · 54m

Stella Toddler: The Hospital; As Time Goes By; The Man Without a Green Thumb; Kitchen Commercials; The Oldest Man: The Torturer

E14. with Jessica Walters

Dec 13, 1975 · 54m

Miss Walter sings "Could It Be Magic?", and then joins the entire cast in a musical salute to lyricist Dorothy Fields. In another visit to "The Family", Eunice and Ed take Mama to her sister's funeral. In other comedy sketches, Korman and Conway portray turn-of-the-century Russian and Japanese diplomats negotiating a peace treaty; and Korman and Miss Walter skillfully lie about how they park their cars.

E15. with Steve Lawrence

Dec 20, 1975 · 54m

Steve plays a slick city detective; a takeoff on "Laura" with Carol as Gene Tierney; Tim as the oldest living shoe salesman; a salute to Sammy Cahn with hits such as "My Kind of Town", "The Tender Trap" and "Call Me Irresponsible".

E16. with Rita Moreno

Jan 3, 1976 · 54m

Guest Rita Moreno sings "Some Cats Know", plays an accident causing nurse to formerly accident-prone Carol, and teams with Carol and Vicki Lawrence as waitresses in the song-and-dance finale "There's Gotta Be Something Better Than This". Tim and Harvey in the military "Dishonorable Discharge" sketch. Tim returns as the Hollow Hero, a palace guard with no insides since swallowing a live grenade. This time, the Princess (Vicki) wants to marry him.

E17. Episode 224 (#917)

Jan 10, 1976 · 54m

Career Couple; In the Still of the Night; Riddles; Mrs. Wiggins: The Intercom; Salute to Universal Studios; Tribute to Glenn Miller

E18. Episode 18

Jan 24, 1976 · 54m

with Emmett Kelly and The Jackson Five

E19. with The Pointer Sisters

Jan 31, 1976 · 54m

A female clown gives Carol a doctorate in Clown Humanities during the open; Carol plays a deranged bag lady who feeds pigeons in the park "for peace"; guests The Pointer Sisters perform "That's A-Plenty"; a robber sneaks into a hospital demanding treatment at gunpoint; Carol, Vicki and the Pointers perform a medley of "Fats" Waller songs; Tim plays a pharmacist who has problems filling a prescription; and for the close, a musical number with the lyrics consisting of the Declaration of Independence.

E20. Family Show

Feb 7, 1976 · 54m

In another installment of "The Family", Ed, Eunice and Mama go to a fancy restaurant on a free pass. In other skits, Carol plays Mrs. Wiggins, Tim Conway's inefficient secretary; and Harvey Korman is at the DMV with Vicki Lawrence as a very efficient clerk. The finale is a musical western.

E21. Episode 228 (#921)

Feb 14, 1976 · 54m

The Family: Friend from the Past; The Butler and the Maid; Wallflowers Duet: Why Can't I / Let's Be Buddies; Mrs. Wiggins: The Intercom...Again; Everything Old is New Again

E22. Episode 229 (#922)

Feb 21, 1976 · 54m

Death of Salesman; Madeira M'Dear; Root of All Evil; Ballin' the Jack; Warning Signals

E23. Episode 230 (#923)

Mar 6, 1976 · 54m

The Small Office; Where Were You; The Clairvoyant; I'll Do the Talking; Stop Grabbing My Jewels; The Country's in the Very Best of Hands

E24. Family Show

Mar 13, 1976 · 54m

Ed takes flak from Eunice and Mama after he tries to sneak his assistant along on a business trip to Chicago in "The Family"; Mr. Tudball attempts to surprise Mrs. Wiggins on her birthday; a married couple takes to pinpointing each other's physical defects; and the dancers perform to "Baby Face" dressed in children's clothing.