Tempus Unum

E1. Unus Annus

Nov 15, 2019 · 2m

The first episode and explanation to the year long series "Unus Annus" explains the purpose, duration, fate, and the hoped outcome for the channel

E2. Cooking with Sex Toys

Nov 15, 2019 · 13m

Mark and Ethan start the first last day of their lives right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. A tool is useless in the wrong hands, so the boys start cooking the perfect breakfast with the right tools. Sex toys.

E3. Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot

Nov 16, 2019 · 11m

Mark and Ethan prepare their bodies for the afterlife with a Neti Pot Cleanse. This horrifying contraption is designed to clear the sinuses through the application of clean water and brute force.

E4. Hot Dog’d to Death

Nov 17, 2019 · 11m

The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame.

E5. Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank

Nov 18, 2019 · 14m

Sensory Deprivation Tanks allow you to slip away from the noise of reality. The physical world melts away to reveal a deeper understanding of one's self and the world as a whole. But they're expensive. So we made our own.

E6. The Good Kind of Cupping :)

Nov 19, 2019 · 12m

Speed Cup Stacking is a time honored tradition enjoyed by thousands across the globe. Mark and Ethan attempt to learn the ways of the cup to see if they can compete in the global cup arena.

E7. The Bad Kind of Cupping :|

Nov 20, 2019 · 14m

To be clear, Cupping Therapy isn't bad. Mark and Ethan are bad. Cupping Therapy is an ancient healing art that involves vacuums and cups. Mark and Ethan know nothing about it but are committed to trying it for and on themselves.

E8. The Worst Kind of Cupping D:

Nov 21, 2019 · 10m

It's been 12 Years since a certain video about girls and a cup hit the internet... and it's never been the same since. Mark and Ethan google deep to discover where they are now... Also Mark has never seen it...

E9. Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

Nov 22, 2019 · 7m

It is inevitable. It is inescapable. Your fate is sealed, Ethan. Run if you must but it's coming for you all the same.

E10. Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark

Nov 23, 2019 · 12m

In preparation for the darkness of the void beyond, Mark and Ethan practice doing each other's makeup in a pitch black room. Which one will get mascara in the eye?

E11. Baby Hands Operation

Nov 24, 2019 · 8m

Mark and Ethan strap on their baby hands and get straight to their most important job: Saving lives.

E12. Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost

Nov 25, 2019 · 18m

In November of 2019, Mark and Ethan went missing. The only piece of evidence that investigators could find was this tape. Be warned; what you are about to see is disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

E13. 2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition

Nov 26, 2019 · 17m

2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is going to take a bat to Mark's van very soon.

E14. Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)

Nov 27, 2019 · 12m

Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all.

E15. Play-Doh Thanksgiving

Nov 28, 2019 · 11m

Mark and Ethan are ready to celebrate their last Thanksgiving with you! And with Play-Doh! The tasty treat that's fun to play with and not to eat! Don't eat Play-Doh. **Sorry for the audio issues! Life is full of mistakes you can never take back...

E16. Helium Therapy

Nov 29, 2019 · 15m

As their voices grow higher, Ethan and Mark's friendship grows stronger.

E17. Drawing Memes from Memory

Nov 30, 2019 · 11m

These memes are dead. Long gone and long forgotten. But we cherish the memory of these memes by bringing them back from the depths of our subconscious and reacting to each other's interpretations of said memes.

E18. 1 Man 100 Accents

Dec 1, 2019 · 11m

Ethan is a man of many talents. Accents is one of them. Watch and be amazed as he regales you all the accents of the world.

E19. An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die

Dec 2, 2019 · 10m

A.I. is advancing at an incredible pace and Talk to Transformer is the latest example of Artificial Intelligence being used in new and slightly scary ways. Can this A.I. predict how we will die?

E20. Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Dec 3, 2019 · 15m

Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.

E21. The Chubby Gummy Challenge

Dec 4, 2019 · 12m

Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We're bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes... it's just as gross as you'd think.

E22. We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It

Dec 5, 2019 · 16m

Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it.

E23. Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room

Dec 6, 2019 · 25m

Escape Room... such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan and Mark venture to The Basement in Los Angeles to attempt their most devious escape room yet... THE COURTYARD.

E24. Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat

Dec 7, 2019 · 7m

The time has come. We gave you a challenge but you failed. Now, Mark's precious van must pay the price. Rest in Pieces, The Barrel.

E25. There's Still Hope...

Dec 8, 2019 · 2m

The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky... but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be able to bring her back. Upload your video using #RIPTheBarrel in the description and we'll pick the winner one week from now. Who knows, maybe... just maybe, we'll be able to make a miracle happen.

E26. Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral

Dec 9, 2019 · 12m

A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our reacreation.

E27. The Great Meat Mistake

Dec 10, 2019 · 16m

The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world.

E28. Acupuncture Is NOT Painful

Dec 11, 2019 · 17m

Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture

E29. Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank

Dec 12, 2019 · 13m

We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now... we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole bunch of water, you'll float to!

E30. Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom

Dec 13, 2019 · 7m

Death is always watching... and in this case, it has a paintball gun.